Addendum:

Here's my potential template for Girliebrängue labels - I went through a few trials before I found a layout I like, but I think this one's alright. Admittedly, I'm clearly not a graphic designer, and I bet -hint hint- that anyone with any experience at all would be able to come up with something more desirable.

What I like - Strong lines, the primary color scheme, stylized portrait hole.
What I'd like - A more interesting way to blend it all, colors that aren't just applied with a fill tool, fancier but not effete, an actual design in the center